Take a break from leftover turkey and food comas and check out passiveaggressivenotes.com which has a bang-up collection of passive-aggressive notes from roommates, neighbors, co-workers and strangers. One of my favorites:
Hey Sweetie Pie,
Let's go to dinner tomorrow night. We miss you! We don't have to... if it's too much trouble. No, never mind. Love, Mom
On another note, vocab geeks should check out freerice.com where you can feel smart for knowing what "petulant" means. (That would be "peevish.") Plus for each word you define correctly, 10 grains of rice will be donated through the UN World Food Program. How's that for stupendous.